Humans of TPOT: Unraveling EDS

I have been on twitter/X for a while now, I know this story isn’t about me, but I am the one writing it, innit? So you gotta bare with me. Also follow Humans of TPOT.

Yes, so what was I saying? Yes. It has been a while on twitter/X, I went through the trauma of twitter → X transition. Whilst it was painful, something of this sort was bound to happen. We weathered the storm. Enough of my ramblings then, let’s get to the main story now.

Today’s guest is none other than the shining star of tpot, @emacsdicksucker . He has many personalities but I asked him to be an optimist for this conversation. There are many schizos on twitter but EDS is my favourite, you can some times find him on spaces, enthusiastic fellow with heart full of love for all species.

I have attended spaces where EDS was present, although could never figure out how he was so energetic at night. I won’t ask him to reveal his secret. I hope he enjoyed his 7 cigarettes. (inside joke)

All text in ** is my inner monologue.

Basic Questionnaire

1. When did you join? Around March, methinks

2. How did you come across tpot? A friend of mine invited me

3. Which account do you worship here/ fav account? Dune Bot, TokenBender, Tree, TDM.

   I like people who build because they can, so many others. *he loves Dune quotes even the most basic ones*

4. Hobbies? Keyboards, Reading, Fucking around. Biking.

5. Profession? I solve problems. *I create problems, thanks for coming to my ted talk*

6. What is your favourite breakfast? Bagel and Cream cheese. Croissant and Black coffee.

7. A dish you can never get enough of? Mashed Potato. Yoghurt.

8. Are you blocked by lex? fuck’s a lex ? *I kinda expected this*

9. Which programming language do you hate? (only for coders)

   Java, I’d say. Too verbose, and to add to that my eyes fuckin burn from the camel case.

10. Who is your favourite anime waifu/husbando?

Shiroe

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Mikumo

Rem

_**Rem, Re:zero. Husbando would be World Trigger's Mikumo or Log Horizon's Shiroe. I like smart compassionate peeps.**_

11. What is the secret to your bangers?

_**I never did understand what a banger is.**_

12. Incel?

_**Let's just say I've been a good boy on many an occasion.**_

_**And a really bad boy on many others.**_

13. Favourite movie? (Any top 5)

_**Interstate 60. the man from earth. blue is the warmest color. The thing. Total Recall (Arnold)**_

14. any 5 go-to songs that you think people should listen?

_**Kara Square - Heart stopping Lies,**_

_**Wayside - Ghost (whole playlist)**_

_**Kraftwerk - The Man Machine**_ 

_**mxtoon - i feel like chet**_ 

_**Lenka (all songs)**_

_**also……West Coast over East coast**_

15. any kinda sports you follow?

_**Dota 2.**_ \*woot, woot!\*

16. Favourite pepe?

_**Me**_

17. The last meme that made you chuckle?

_**Greentexts and xkcd always make me chuckle. Also gone with the blastwave shoutout!**_

ChatGPT Summary

Joined around March via a friend’s invite, admires accounts like Dune Bot, enjoys hobbies like keyboards and biking. Professionally a problem solver, dislikes Java in coding, and has varied romantic experiences.

fin.

A heartfelt thanks to @emacsdicksucker for taking out the time and answering our questions. I also thank all his personalities for being patient. We wish EDS ji all the best for his future endeavours. May he become the ruler of Earth.

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